by Steven Davis
2005, USA , 75 min.
Director/Screenwriter: Duncan Pace
Producers/Screenwriters: Jose Granados, Douglas
Kondziolka
Cinematographer: Christopher Gommersal
Cast: Dakota Star Granados, Jose Granados,
Douglas Kondziolka
Festivals: Gloria FF (Salt Lake), Stratford
on Avon, Eureka Springs
Blind Dog Entertainment
Web site: www.blinddogentertainment.com
The warrior is Esmeralda, a princess who has brains, can
fight and is pretty, too. The sexy one is Don Juan, a pretty
boy laughing at danger. These two Spanish champions, along
with Don Juan's sidekick Miguel, dance and joke their way
through a swashbuckling, Renaissance adventure, saving the
queen's English cousin from the nasty, Teutonic Krankenmal.
The story is traditional, the names are funny, the gags are
not only silly but clever in this total farce. It might be
a children's story, but it brings a lot of laughs for adults
as the adventure bashes in and out of every cliché
imaginable. Sneaking in to confront the Bad Guy, playing maniacally
with toy soldiers, Don Juan and Miguel accept Krankenmal's
challenge to bring him the Holy Grail. Soon, they find the
great chalice, a tiny goblet, residing at the house of English
clowns. Esmeralda seems to be lost, so Don Juan and Miguel
break out into a rousing "lost princess" song and
dance with the friendly English folk. A blend of Three Stooges
and the Three Musketeers on espresso, THE LOST PRINCESS
is wholesome fun zinging with grown-up nuances.
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